Gymnast to House Painter

August 13, 2019

The performance of the Gipsies - Gustave Doré

There are baseboards and then there are the high places. Be it the cobwebbed corners where wall and ceiling meet on the edge of color or the perilous rooftops of an opulent château, all that can reach that trim is the perfect cut-in from a fearless soul who braves the unmeasured heights while teetering on a mass of poorly stacked movables. That soul is you. Employed by common house painters for your impeccable balance and steady hand that can cut sharper with a brush than any warrior could cut with their blade, there is no place too high nor ceiling too vaulted for the grace of your physique.

Paint brush
Extendable scraper
Folding 3-step ladder or stilts
Flexible white-cotton overalls
Can of paint (of randomized color)

1 Owlbear Arsenic
2 Chaotic Falu
3 Star Barge Gamboge
4 Alzabo Xanadu
5 Sea Elf Smaragdine
6 Sparkling Glaucous

4 Acrobatics
3 Climb
3 Painting
2 Strength
1 Knife fighting

SPECIAL: Uncanny Reach
Somehow, you can reach twice as far as everyone else.

Extendable Scraper Damage
1 2 3 4 5 6 7+
1 1 2 2 3 4 6


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